Texts From LV-427

{Image: A screencap of David 8, frowning slightly. The caption...

stopanthropomorphizingme — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 19:16:00 -0400

{Image: A screencap of David 8, frowning slightly. The caption reads: (206): “Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn’t a huge douche” - Buddha}

{Image: Two screencaps. In the top one Hudson wears a big stupid...

stopanthropomorphizingme — Mon, 16 Jul 2012 17:11:00 -0400

{Image: Two screencaps. In the top one Hudson wears a big stupid grin. In the bottom image, Hicks smiles indulgently. The caption reads: “(518): whiskey (914): stop (518): tequila (914): you’re fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up”}

{Image: Dr. Gediman observes the Ripley clone, who is restrained...

stopanthropomorphizingme — Mon, 16 Jul 2012 16:23:42 -0400

{Image: Dr. Gediman observes the Ripley clone, who is restrained by thick metal handcuffs. The caption reads: “(508): Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher”}

{Image: Fifield in the mess area. The caption...

stopanthropomorphizingme — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 19:29:43 -0400

{Image: Fifield in the mess area. The caption reads: (937): Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance}

{Image: The Ripley clone holds Call by the throat, smiling...

stopanthropomorphizingme — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 16:00:38 -0400

{Image: The Ripley clone holds Call by the throat, smiling creepily. The caption reads: (310): I’m not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.}

{Image: Gorman, Burke, and Ripley stand in a doorway....

stopanthropomorphizingme — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 12:26:47 -0400

{Image: Gorman, Burke, and Ripley stand in a doorway. Gorman’s head is wrapped in bloodied bandages. Burke looks pensive and slightly embarrassed. Ripley is judging Gorman kindof hard. The caption reads: (484): You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That’s kind of how my head feels now.}

Prometheus in Fifteen Minutes

stopanthropomorphizingme — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 19:27:57 -0400

Prometheus in Fifteen Minutes

Yo where are you getting the HQ Prometheus images?

stopanthropomorphizingme — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 16:33:26 -0400

Oh, I just google image search. They come from all over the place.

MOAR!

stopanthropomorphizingme — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 16:11:17 -0400

I’m working on it! But, by the way, our submissions are open.

{Image: Shaw in the medpod. The caption reads: (973): If 26...

stopanthropomorphizingme — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:36:00 -0400

{Image: Shaw in the medpod. The caption reads: (973): If 26 stitches didn’t sober her up, nothing will.}

{Image: Dr. Shaw staggering through the hall, covered in blood...

stopanthropomorphizingme — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 19:27:59 -0400

{Image: Dr. Shaw staggering through the hall, covered in blood and slime. The caption reads: (410): I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.}

{Image: The entire cast of Alien³, with Ripley in the...

stopanthropomorphizingme — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 16:35:52 -0400

{Image: The entire cast of Alien³, with Ripley in the foreground. The caption reads: (210): please tell me you’re in jail and for some reason they have wifi}

{Image: Ripley looking fierce and holding a flamethrower. The...

stopanthropomorphizingme — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 12:29:26 -0400

{Image: Ripley looking fierce and holding a flamethrower. The caption reads: (810): I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire}

{Image: Fifield and Millburn at the briefing, talking back to...

stopanthropomorphizingme — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:22:58 -0400

{Image: Fifield and Millburn at the briefing, talking back to Holloway and Shaw, while Ford gives them the side eye. The caption reads: (207): I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.}

{Image: David examining the hologram of Earth in awe. The...

stopanthropomorphizingme — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 15:57:04 -0400

{Image: David examining the hologram of Earth in awe. The caption reads: (760): …so i touched it.}

{Image: Hudson looking utterly miserable and freaked out and...

stopanthropomorphizingme — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 13:36:35 -0400

{Image: Hudson looking utterly miserable and freaked out and Hicks looking somewhat exasperated. The caption reads: (630): Fun fact: I don’t want to be an actual functioning adult because why}

{Image: Peter Weyland at his TED talk, holding his head high....

stopanthropomorphizingme — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 11:11:34 -0400

{Image: Peter Weyland at his TED talk, holding his head high. The caption reads: (504): Hold on I’m doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea}

I love you

stopanthropomorphizingme — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 00:45:16 -0400

{Image: Two screencaps. In the top one, Ripley clutches Newt,...

stopanthropomorphizingme — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 20:32:43 -0400

{Image: Two screencaps. In the top one, Ripley clutches Newt, both looking frightened. In the second image, Hicks looks confused and alarmed. The caption reads: (719): I’m stealing this baby. (1-719): Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?}

{Caption: Vasquez and Ferro eye Gorman skeptically at the...

stopanthropomorphizingme — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 18:19:01 -0400

{Caption: Vasquez and Ferro eye Gorman skeptically at the briefing. The caption reads: (316): It’s ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.}